Tracy, my hero

11:00 am:  A trapezoid bug (you know, one of those gross, weirdly-shaped beetles that find their way into the dorms sometimes) spotted on our window

11:03 am:  Communal shrieks from Tracy and Tara

11:05 am:  "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" -Tracy, brandishing a handful of toilet paper and trying to remember the funny parts in The Princess Bride

11:06 am:  Tracy flushes the bug after a string of EW EW EW EW EWs

11:07 am:  "VICTORY!" -Tracy, with fist in the air

11:10 am:  I return to my textbooks and my pita chips in peace, forever indebted to my fearless, bug-squashing roommate

<3tara