Today I witnessed the most horrendous TDR PDA offense OF MY LIFE*. Emily and I were walking by the fries and I look to my left and right there out in the open these two weirdos are TOTALLY MACKING IT. Like, mouths wide open, tongues down each others' throats. IN THE MIDDLE OF TDR!!!!!
I found it difficult to conceal my disgust. I'm actually a little surprised I didn't vomit right then and there. I just grabbed Emily, pointed at the offenders (who were still sucking face) and said very loudly 'OH MY GOD! THOSE KIDS ARE MAKING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF TDR!' and I hear some other girl (who is pointing in their direction) say 'WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?'
Needless to say, I lost my appetite after this and I suspect I'm going experience some serious PTSD the next time I go to TDR. I'm going to need some serious psychological counseling.
<3tracy
*Yes, it was worse than that TDR couple that walks around, holding hands, with the girl carrying the plate and the guy putting food on it. BARF.
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