Yesterday our biology lab was to measure our heart rate during various activities. This has raised some very big concerns for me.
First, when I tried to use a stethoscope to listen to my heart, I had no heart beat. Trust me, I tried to find it for a long time. It wasn't there. Maybe my mom was right all those times she told me I didn't have a heart. Or maybe it's three sizes too small, Grinch style.
Then, we started using the heart rate monitor. My lab partner started the software we were using to monitor our heart rate but there was one problem: the software said I WAS A COLD, HEARTLESS BITCH. Okay well it didn't actually say that. But it wasn't registering my heart rate. Eventually we figured out that I was holding the monitor the wrong way and soon, satisfying little red spikes were dancing across the screen.
And when I say dancing, I mean REALLY dancing. Apparently I have a very excitable heart. Just going from lying down to standing made it spike 60 beats per minute. Can you imagine what would happen if I ever fell in love at first sight?! It would probably kill me! My heart would literally burst!
So to celebrate my having confirmed that I do in fact have a heart after all, I bring you some heart-y songs!!
Heart Cooks Brain - Modest Mouse
O My Heart - Mother Mother
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