Why I hate fire alarms:
-They wake me up at 1AM when I'm tired and sick.
-They require that I stand around in 22 degree weather for an unreasonable length of time.
-They require that I roll out of bed and appear in public without benefit of a hairbrush.
-They force me to choose between putting on a bra or putting on shoes.
Why I love fire alarms:
-Encounters like this: Kid with crazy hair walks by me, Roxanne, and Trent. He yells 'BITCH!' I turn and look at him. He looks at me and says 'Not you.' He looks at Roxanne and says 'Oh, and not you.' He looks at Trent and says 'And certainly not you, sir.' And then he walks away.
<3tracy
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hahahha this is my favorite post so far <3lauren
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