"I'm abstaining from sex until I can find some American-made condoms. No condoms are made in this country anymore because they're all from fucking, like, India and Bangladesh. And I'm an American!"
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About Me
- <3 T^2
- Washington, DC, United States
- Brought together by Housing and Dining in the fall of 2007, Tracy and Tara formed an unbreakable bond centered on their mutual love of Belle & Sebastian, chicken flavored ramen, and Law and Order: SVU. Sometimes boring, frequently bizarre, and almost always self-indulgent, to be determined chronicles the lives of these two blondes and their ongoing mission to convince the world that weird is the new normal.
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