An epidemic has hit our nation's capital! The Center for Disease Control is calling it "pleated pantsitis" and they estimate that seven in ten males in Washington, DC have contracted it! They're particularly concerned about the "khaki strain" of this virus (also called P1K1) which may be resistant to antibiotics.
Symptoms include:
-Owning 1+ pairs of pleated pants
-Wearing pleated pants in any context
-Confusion as to why pleated pants are a fashion don't
Pleated pantsitis can lead to a loss of one's "game", loss of one's dignity, and if left untreated can result in fashion suicide.
If you have already contracted pleated pantsitis, the CDC recommends you visit your nearest department store for treatment. If you are not infected and wish to reduce your chances of contracting pleated pantsitis, the CDC is recommending GQ and the Style Network as preventative measures.
<3tracy
PS - I hope you're glad we're back, bitches!
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I'm sorry to say that I have been infected by P1K1. I know that you're probably disappointed in me...I know that abstinence is always the answer, but it just so hard sometimes.
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