newsflash: even when you speak in spanish, sometimes there are gringas like me who can understand you.

"A no alcohol policy? Seriously? When you get this many Hispanics together, you can't expect them to stay sober."

"If you girls ever want to come to Mexico, you have a house to stay in. ...My house."

"They can't get us in trouble. We'll just say we don't speak any English. Why isn't there a translator here? Can we get a translator? That's what we'll say."

<3tara