- Every woman should become intimately acquainted with her vagina.
- SLOW DOWN!
- Cunt is not always a bad word, but a roomful of people who have been taught that it is will still feel uncomfortable shouting it.
- The clitoris has more nerve endings than any other part of the female or male body. It totally beats out the penis. So there.
- There are many different kinds of moans, including the Beyonce moan ("To the left! TO THE LEFT!!!!") and the Obama moan ("Yes...we....CANNNN!"), but the greatest and most accurate is the College Student moan ("Ohh...I should be studying right now...ohhh...ohhhh NO, what if my roommate can hear us???")
- Vaginas have personalities of their own. Tracy and I are working on names.
Happy belated V-Day, everyone.
<3tara
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