obviously, zach and i do not have future careers in linguistic anthropology.

(Over Facebook chat, because Zach and I are in separate rooms attempting to finish our homework for Linguistics class tomorrow)

Zach: I don't know why I'm complaining about this, but I can't do our Language and Culture reading...

Zach: I just had to vent.

Tara: I know. Are you trying to read the super long and crazy one?

Zach: Well, before I discuss what I'm reading, I will find it necessary to define what I mean, exactly, by long, and by crazy, because I will often have occasion to use said terms. The very juxtaposition of "long" with "crazy" implies that long is a descriptive adjective. While I do not disagree with the descriptive functions of long, I do believe that it becomes necessary to embrace the contradiction within "long," which I will represent by 1) using French a couple times, and 2) pulling copious amounts of shit out of my ass.

Tara: FUCK THIS CLASS.

<3tara