Monday, April 27, 2009

david and the exploding soda machine

David: I just got soda all over my pants! Because God hates me.
Joe: Aw, and they're microfiber...
David: What? Really?
Joe: Yes. Microfiber. I used to golf, okay? We know our microfiber.
David: Oh shit, does that mean I just messed up my really nice pants???
Joe: Well, yeah, but don't worry -- it's microfiber.

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