why it takes me so long to finish group projects

So as I type this, I am sitting in the Club Council office in MGC. I'm supposed to be working on a group marketing project with Alex Livingston but honestly, what's happening here more closely resembles a slumber party than a study session. Alex is even running around with my fleece Care Bear's blanket as a cape. I just want to share a few gems from this now 8 hour-long experience:






First, have you ever seen the original logo for Apple Inc.? Because it's ridiculous. If you can't see what's happening in that logo, it's a picture of Isaac Newton. Under the apple tree. WFT!? This is so bizarre I can't even handle it. Just wanted to share it.





Now on to my favorite conversations of the day/night:

Alex: You know what is a great word? Behove.
Me: What does behove mean?
Alex: Behove. You know, behoved! Like it behoves me to do something. Behovedbehovedbehoved.
Me: Okay...


Alex: Tracy, have you ever smoked pot?
Me: No.
Alex: I did once. It was a religious experience. I'm telling you. I ate a bowl of fruity pebbles and it was like I was eating God's cereal. I could feel the grooves on every pebble. And the flavors! It was like Jesus juiced the fruits himself!


I'm sure more hilarity will ensure. I'll keep you posted.


<3tracy