Monday, March 30, 2009

tara has recently brought it to my attention...

...that I am the layover between straightland and gaytown.

fuck my life.

<3tracy

sorry, faithful followers!

So I know it seems like we've been lame and neglected to update this blog for an entire week. But don't worry -- the reason that we've been taking so long is because we're planning an AMAZING COMMEMORATIVE POST to mark the 100th post of To Be Determined!!!! So get excited. It's coming soon.

In other news, Tracy and I are the worst college students ever. I don't know whether it's spring fever (something in the cherry blossoms, maybe???) or a sophomore slump, but we are less motivated than ever before. And considering we didn't have much motivation to begin with, that's really saying something. Today, we each had to finish short papers that we both seriously considered blowing off. Then we both procrastinated for many hours, reading our Mormon friends' blog (who now live in the Eastern Market area, btw!!! the future stalking possibilities are ENDLESS). And then we eventually sucked it up and finished our work, with some seriously sub-par end results.

The good news: Tracy's paper is for a class that she's taking pass-fail.
The bad news: Mine isn't.

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<3tara

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Villanofun!






<3tracy

things said during an episode of bravo's "millionaire matchmaker"

"I hope you like toys. It's called the whipper-tickler..."
"Tongues do NOT belong on eyeballs!"
"Aw, a stripper pole...that makes me miss Pi Kapp."

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

i feel like a cliche.

I didn't realize I was wearing green today until my Spanish professor pointed out how festive my outfit looked.

go drink some beer, kids.

<3tara

reasons why i am starting to resent my job

So remember my awesome job in the library that lets me do whatever I want when I'm not answering the door?

NO MORE. Gone are the days where I can hide in my cubicle, checking my email and reading random people's blogs and eating granola bars and doing my homework. My boss keeps training me to do new things, giving me more responsibility, and assigning me "fun" little side projects. I don't know what she's thinking. It's like I'm an actual employee.

I wanted to get through two Newsweeks this morning, and I haven't had time to touch them. How will I ever know what's happening in the world (or, more accurately, what was happening a couple weeks ago)???

Plus I got a paper cut while I was sorting books.

And I'm missing Honors Cake Day.

Bah.

<3tara