things that make a Saturday morning great

- ignoring my alarm and going back to sleep because I don't have to be at work this weekend
- taking a shower after all of my roommates and still having hot water
- eating pie for breakfast at TDR
- avoiding my homework by blogging


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wall-to-awesome?

Cliff's wall-to-wall with his audio production professor.

words to live by

"Sniffling is one thing, but snotting all over your arm is a COMPLETELY different story." - Lauren

OMG! WTF! TDR PDA!

Today I witnessed the most horrendous TDR PDA offense OF MY LIFE*. Emily and I were walking by the fries and I look to my left and right there out in the open these two weirdos are TOTALLY MACKING IT. Like, mouths wide open, tongues down each others' throats. IN THE MIDDLE OF TDR!!!!!

I found it difficult to conceal my disgust. I'm actually a little surprised I didn't vomit right then and there. I just grabbed Emily, pointed at the offenders (who were still sucking face) and said very loudly 'OH MY GOD! THOSE KIDS ARE MAKING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF TDR!' and I hear some other girl (who is pointing in their direction) say 'WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?'

Needless to say, I lost my appetite after this and I suspect I'm going experience some serious PTSD the next time I go to TDR. I'm going to need some serious psychological counseling.

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*Yes, it was worse than that TDR couple that walks around, holding hands, with the girl carrying the plate and the guy putting food on it. BARF.

we <3 grant potter

"Fucking broccoli! It's like eating a forest!"

"Come on guys, trying to be funnier than overheard at AU is like trying to be smarter than Wikipedia."

mother always said i had no heart

Yesterday our biology lab was to measure our heart rate during various activities. This has raised some very big concerns for me.

First, when I tried to use a stethoscope to listen to my heart, I had no heart beat. Trust me, I tried to find it for a long time. It wasn't there. Maybe my mom was right all those times she told me I didn't have a heart. Or maybe it's three sizes too small, Grinch style.

Then, we started using the heart rate monitor. My lab partner started the software we were using to monitor our heart rate but there was one problem: the software said I WAS A COLD, HEARTLESS BITCH. Okay well it didn't actually say that. But it wasn't registering my heart rate. Eventually we figured out that I was holding the monitor the wrong way and soon, satisfying little red spikes were dancing across the screen.

And when I say dancing, I mean REALLY dancing. Apparently I have a very excitable heart. Just going from lying down to standing made it spike 60 beats per minute. Can you imagine what would happen if I ever fell in love at first sight?! It would probably kill me! My heart would literally burst!

So to celebrate my having confirmed that I do in fact have a heart after all, I bring you some heart-y songs!!

Heart Cooks Brain - Modest Mouse


O My Heart - Mother Mother


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