i. am. speechless.

Watch this. Seriously. You won't be sorry.



I am IN LOVE with this film.

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mmmmm....

Dear Whole Foods cheese danish,

Where have you been all my life? You complete me.

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why we are super creeps

When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend. Her name was Sally and she lived in New York City, which was, at that time, conveniently located in my parents' closet. Sally had a cat named Treeme and we were the best of friends until she disappeared one day. She was probably murdered, you know living in NYC and all, and I someday hope her story will inspire an episode of Law and Order: SVU.

When Tara was a kid, her imaginary friend was a golden retriever named Chloe. That's right, she could be imaginary friends with ANYONE and she chose a dog.

Anyways, most people stop having imaginary friends around the age of 8. But Tara and I, well we still have them.

Most recently we've imaginary friended a Mormon couple that lives in New York City. We read their blog religiously and then wish that we could have bangs like the girl. We are such good imaginary friends with them that Tara actually texted me the moment she found out they were moving to DC. Now is our chance to turn this imaginary friendship into a real friendship!

Wish us luck.

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i know i've already posted twice today, but...

I'm having a little panic attack. Why?


eBay.


The other night Tara purchased a moderately priced print on eBay and we began discussing how we've always been afraid of eBay. Then I started thinking about how silly it is that I'm afraid of eBay.

So today when I saw two lots of back issues of my FAVORITE magazine, I decided to overcome my fear. I bid on both lots. I only had to bid on the first one once but for some reason I kept getting outbid on the second lot. Apparently some other bidder set up an automatic bid thing. Infuriated, I thought 'I'm not going to be outbid by this bitch!' So I kept bidding. And then I bid some more. And some more. Until finally I was the highest bidder.

Unfortunately now I'm looking at spending close to $50 on 24 issues of this magazine that I probably don't need. And now I'm panicking and secretly hoping someone outbids me. But then another part of me thinks, PDF back issues are $5 each online so this is a really good deal!

I should not be allowed to eBay. Ever.

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spring break update

True to my word, a Tracy-and-Tara-style spring break includes:

1. going to bed every night at 11:00 pm (no, seriously. i know.)
2. waking up before 8:00 am every morning to go to work
3. buying ridiculous things at estate sales, flea markets, and thrift stores
4. eating a half-gallon of cookies & creme ice cream
5. blogging at work
6. getting haircuts
7. realizing we haven't had any human interaction outside of hanging out with carrie, charlotte, samantha, and miranda
8. forgetting to do any homework
9. living in denial about going back to classes
10. not getting tan

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they pay me $14.25/hour for this?

This is how bored I am at work today.

Can I really do this all summer?


53 days. And you better believe I'm counting.


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note to self:

Note to self: Buy a Pennywell Miniature pig. ASAP.

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