it's days like this when i wish my life were a romantic comedy

So today, I was late to work*. So when I walked out of Union Station, I was walking pretty quickly. Unfortunately, I failed to notice that the ground was VERY wet. And of course my shoes have NO traction, whatsoever.

Wet ground + fast walking + cute but impractical shoes = EPIC FAIL

I'm not joking, guys. I fell. Hard.

Now if my life were a romantic comedy, I might not have minded so much because, invariably, a cute man would have been walking right behind me. He would have laughed at me a little and then stopped to help me up. Then we would have promptly fallen in love.

Unfortunately my life is not a romantic comedy and it was the old man handing out copies of The Express that stopped to help me up.

All-in-all, a perfectly embarrassing moment, wasted.

Maybe tomorrow.

<3tracy

*I'm blaming daylight savings time. How can anyone honestly expect me to get out of my bed when it's STILL DARK OUTSIDE!? Nope. Not happening.

normal college students vs. grandmothers

Anderson 3 Lounge, Friday, 9:00 pm

Marty: Are we drinking tonight? Do you guys want to drink?? I mean, to be honest, I already started a little bit...
Tara: Wait...what? Tonight?
Tracy: We have to get our apple crisp out of the oven.

<3tara

spriiiiing breeeeeak!!!!!!!

This spring break, Tracy and I are partying it up...in our dorm room. We're both staying at school for the week, enjoying a very empty campus and participating in the following activities:

- working. a lot. all week.
- sleeping. a lot. (although this will be slightly hampered by the fact that we'll have to get up for work every morning)
- making our way through a few seasons of Sex & The City
- wishing our lives were a little more fabulous
- grocery shopping
- dreaming of the beach

<3tara

in seven hours....

...I am free.

<3tracy

r.i.p.

Usually this time of midterms I'm dying.

This semester, I'm already dead.


FML.


<3tracy

vows of everlasting love (or, how Steph and I pass notes when we're bored)

Stephanie, will you be my girlfriend? I promise to:

a) never talk about my feelings
b) never, ever spank you
c) be nice, normal, and not a creeper
d) make lots of sexytime

Please let me know. My heart is waiting for you.

Sincerely, Tara

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Tara, I accept! In return, I promise to:

a) never be shorter than you
b) go slow the first time
c) read Newsweek to you in bed
d) try really, really hard to have some feelings

I will love you forever.

Yours, Stephanie

i'm not sure what this says about me...

my most recent google searches:

- schedule I drugs
- american university literature department
- gossip girl episodes online
- effectiveness of condoms as contraceptives
- discovery creek children's museum
- k'naan


<3tara